fondoodle

making your fingers dance in a very fast, almost vicious, manner with someone else. your fingers wiggle up, down, sideways, anyway you want. in doing this you imply that you want to engage in sexual intercourse at that very moment. the faster the fingers mean its going to be hot, kinky, filmworthy sex in the near future.

"when was your first time?"
"july 4th 2005."
"tell me about it"

and then kathryn pham described with great detail how she first intertwined fingers with chelsea sandlin under the firework filled night sky. that was the beginning of a very fondoodle filled night.
<3

by KathrynFOSHIZZLED August 26, 2007

drunken fondle

when you drunkenly fondle parts of partners/friends/strangers body that you would otherwise not if sober (and enjoy it not because you want them, but simply because alcohol has made you horny and antsy)

OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.

friend1: oh no! i think i rubbed bob's man parts last night

friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!

bob: damn straight they are.

by hellosally June 11, 2006

Freedom Fondling

The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.

Hold on! You can't criticize the TSA like that! It's not gate rape, it's freedom fondling!

by JCEtterus November 23, 2010

fondle fuck

A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).

Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.

Alternative to making out.

Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.

by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

fondant

A sugary substance resebling cookie dough. Mainly used in the cake making or pastry world.

this fondant tastes and looks delicious

by Pasha Stookie March 27, 2005

Flounder

A flounder is the act of pushing one's buttocks together while standing and defecating, resulting in two brown smears forming on each of the buttocks. These smears each are flat, brown, and circular, much like the shape of the flounder fish. Floundering is preferably done in the shower, so that one can simply rinse the flounders off when done, and no one has to know about it.

Matt told me about how he gave himself a flounder last night, and went into way too much detail. Gross!

by ehuzzah August 14, 2020