Fortnite

Fortnite is a game usually played by boys that don't have a life. Sometimes they don't even have a girlfriend and even if they do they always choose Fortnite over their girlfriend. And typically they would post a picture of them winning a game on their Snapchat even though half the people on their Snapchat don't give two fucks about it.

Girlfriend: Hey babe wanna talk?
Boy: ... I'm playing Fortnite with the boys ttyl
Girlfriend: You play to much Fortnite. Guess what that's your new girlfriend. See ya.

by Hagoromo March 19, 2018

fortnite

a game in which the male race is addicted and turns down any pussy to play

Cate asked Joey to come over because her parents weren’t home, but Joey was to busy playing fortnite to care.

by boitchfam February 26, 2018

fortnite

attracts 99.9% of virgins and the most aids causing autistic thing ever
Me: hey google what is fortnite.

Google: gay gay gay autistic money grab game ever
Me: thanks google

hey jimmy wanna play fortnite
sure
jk its gay lol

by Dizzardary May 4, 2020

Fortnite

Cancer. Fortnite is Cancer.

Random dude: "I played Fortnite and I think I got cancer from it"

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease August 22, 2019

Fortnite

A game that kills brain cells of anyone that plays or watches it.

Kid-can i play fortnite ?
Doctor-no you will become retarded

by Karka August 5, 2018

Fortnite

A curse put on selective kids between the ages of 11-17 that symbolize eternal virginity, and a loss of the chance to ever perform intercourse with a woman until the end of your days.

Jimmy: Oh hey Mark, play any Fortnite over the weekend?
Mark: Ew no get away virgin *pulls out crucifix*

by Dalias_Blake445 October 22, 2018

fortnite

A free to play game Played by Virgins And the Mentally Ill.

Yo that Retard plays Fortnite,

by My Name Jeff HaHa Kill me May 6, 2018