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floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.
According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol
by Kris August 11, 2004
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foofy

the act of unleashing a load on the floor, and then putting yo majic stick in it
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floof

extra ornamentation unnecessary for function.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Someone can also be a flooferhead. A person that loves to apply unnecessary ornamentation to things.
She floofed up the house for the Christmas party by putting 100 candles on the mantle.

The chargers were extra floof under the plates.

Martha Stuart is the queen of flooferheads.
by pamalamadingdong1 December 10, 2009
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floopy

the fatty and sinuous parts of meat you dont want to eat but your mum insisted on dishing up.
i cant eat this shit its too floopy.
by slightly1 September 7, 2006
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froofy

One who wants to get married after watching a horrible reality TV show
Taylor is froofy because she watches the bachelor
by you know me December 10, 2003
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Floffy

Combo of fluffy and floppy that was recently used to describe the willow trees as depicted in Sim Animals

Also used to describe the hair style favored by gold-digging Dallas slut/snobs
"I think they fucked up when they made the willow trees as they look wrong... the branches are all floffy"
by Huck Newberry's Ghost September 20, 2009
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floomy

Floomy is a word only to be used when talking about or describing the softness of the penis. Usually, the floomy penis will flop around freely in the wind. When spun in a motion similar to a “helicopter”, it flies freely in circular motion. This is similar, but not limited to, the motion of a hand held fan, a wind blowy thingy, or some 26 year old drunk man’s attempt to woo a lady or too.
Wow, that dick’s really floomy!”
by IPutTheDicInDictionary April 23, 2018
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