The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.
Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.
Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.
The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.
by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016
Get the Farmer Fivemug. A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.
by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010
Get the Twat Fivemug. A group of wild, insane, weird and creepy friends who're are dorks and formed a group named the 5 knights one day in grade 5 and still use it to this day cause they be weird!!!
- who are those freaks running around the school yard like weirdos
- the five knights they weird
- ya no duh!
*joins the group in their fun*
- the five knights they weird
- ya no duh!
*joins the group in their fun*
by Movi3junki3_42 May 19, 2017
Get the The Five Knightsmug. 
Damn! I would get up now, but it's a Monday. I know that these are the 'Final Five' minuets of rest I'll get before 5 p.m.
by CaptainNMorgan July 30, 2010
Get the Final Fivemug. A nickname for a cop car.
Variations include but are not limited to:
1. Shorty five in a skirt=unmarked police car
2. Shorty five naked=not your normal police cruiser
Variations include but are not limited to:
1. Shorty five in a skirt=unmarked police car
2. Shorty five naked=not your normal police cruiser
by Gooooooooose November 21, 2006
Get the shorty fivemug. by KentN February 11, 2007
Get the Pam Fivemug.