February 9

you and your best friend have to exchange hoodies for 1 week.

Alexa & ema: its February 9!!!!!!
mike: so?
Alexa: you get to exchange your hoodie with your best friend!!
mike: oh shit let me join-

by Monkey_Me February 7, 2020

february fools

February fools, unlike april fools where something false is declared, is when people say something they love, and mean it.

I love pooping. February fools!

by josjuhoo February 1, 2014

February Intern

Disgruntled intern who seeks conflict resolution by watching anime at work.

And that attending? She was on my shitlist the entire rest of the week. I was not helping her with procedures, I was running every stupid question by her, I was watching anime instead of updating families (day team problem), doing the bare minimum when asked to chart review (etc) because I’m no July bitch intern. I am a FEBRUARY INTERN.

by Neostigmeme February 21, 2022

February 9th

national pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. god damn that’s a good day

wow she was born on pizza day and micheal b jordan’s birthday. whatta catch
february 9th: a great day Igor the history book

by blesseddave February 18, 2020

February 20

National give your girlfriend a teddy bear day

Bf: here’s a teddy bear!!
Gf: why did you get me a teddy??
Friend: bc it’s February 20th duhhh?

by Darthvader2020 February 12, 2022

February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

by Philosopher69 February 15, 2020

25th february

if u were born on this day u get hoes u feel me. even though u a pisces, u still get the menu erryday bruh. all u do is win

her: damnn u so fine bruh yo bday must be on 25th february 🙄🙄
me: yeaa

by piotrek_1234 November 23, 2021