fortnite

a game in which the male race is addicted and turns down any pussy to play

Cate asked Joey to come over because her parents weren’t home, but Joey was to busy playing fortnite to care.

by boitchfam February 26, 2018

Fortnite

Cancer. Fortnite is Cancer.

Random dude: "I played Fortnite and I think I got cancer from it"

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease August 22, 2019

Fortnite

A game that kills brain cells of anyone that plays or watches it.

Kid-can i play fortnite ?
Doctor-no you will become retarded

by Karka August 5, 2018

fortnite

attracts 99.9% of virgins and the most aids causing autistic thing ever
Me: hey google what is fortnite.

Google: gay gay gay autistic money grab game ever
Me: thanks google

hey jimmy wanna play fortnite
sure
jk its gay lol

by Dizzardary May 4, 2020

Fortnite

A curse put on selective kids between the ages of 11-17 that symbolize eternal virginity, and a loss of the chance to ever perform intercourse with a woman until the end of your days.

Jimmy: Oh hey Mark, play any Fortnite over the weekend?
Mark: Ew no get away virgin *pulls out crucifix*

by Dalias_Blake445 October 22, 2018

Fortnite

A popular third person shooter game where thots try and play fortnite, men try to make money but poorly fail, and where kids play and get their first boner.

Why the fuck is my little brother watching fortnite porn?

by Im serious. December 27, 2018

Fortnite

A random shooter game where everyone gotta kill people. Last one who survives gets that victory royale that doesn't mean anything. It's also the most fucking overrated game in 2018 history.

In school -
Teachers: People can be interested in books such as Fortnite.
Classmates: HOLY FUCK ITS FORTNITE OH MY GOD THE TEACHER SAID FORTNITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Can you shut the fuck up?

by hatto man October 4, 2018