battle ears

Aggressive ear posture on animals with flexible external ear position where the ears lie flat against the back of the head and/or neck.

I knew Kim's cat was pissed that I had picked her up when she showed me battle ears.

by ephemeral_star99 June 22, 2008

Ear Rape

Basically a loud-ass noise or Justin Bieber, destroying your ears, as i can't show a link, search up "Wake me up inside" and click a red skeleton with laser eyes.. I don't know honestly.

A random person that is wittnessing ear rape: FUCKING EAR RAPE OH GODDDD KILL ME

by FoxyTheFab November 8, 2016

Ear-bender

A really talkative person

Aang: Are you an air-bender?
Girl: NO! I'm an ear-bender! Wow, are you Aang? You are so cool. I mean, YOU ARE THE AVATAR! Wow. And Katara! She's so pretty and wonderful...
*Aang slips away quickly*

by Samantha Felicia Rose August 26, 2015

Ear Herpes

When you get mosquito bites on your ear.

"Oh wow mate, thats 1 big red bulge on your ear"
"Yeah, I have ear herpes"

by SamIsAcidic August 7, 2018

Space Ear

a condition suffered mostly by women but can afflict men with long hair whereby an ear (and in extreme cases, both ears) begins to protrude through a gap in the hair causing the ear to appear to 'float in space'

Davina McCall from Channel 4's Big Brother is a chronic sufferer of Space Ear

by spaceear October 17, 2008

ear delicious

Coined by Neil Sedaka on American Idol, to describe one of the contestants.

It is used to describe something that sounds good, but in a gayish fashion.

Your performance was FAAABULOUS!!!!
It was ear delicous!!

by boohiss April 14, 2004

Ear Fuck

When a woman (usually a "trick") won't give you her goodies, you are forced to put up with her talk instead, and instead of your cock, your ear gets fucked!

"Damnit homes! This trick aint givin' me nothin' but an ear fuck!"

by Gopal Patel June 7, 2005