Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody

Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.

by Akihoe May 10, 2023

Hock a Dookie

To eject shit from your mouth.

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.

by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022

dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.

"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016

dookie smoochie

When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie

Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?

by darthdoodoo May 26, 2023

Soupie Dookie

When someone takes a shit in your bowl of soup

When I left my bowl a soup on the table alone, some fucking dick head Soupie Dookied in it.

by Soupie Dookie June 16, 2016

Dookie Jet

When the minute you stop squeezing your ass cheeks it all comes out at once. Nice.

“Yo that was a wicked shit, 100% a dookie jet”

by Sir Plop March 9, 2020

black dookie

Resinous dross scrapings from a cannabis pipe sometimes used to get high by people who are really hard up. Sometimes 'black dookie" is sold as hashish to gullible customers.

"Hey, man, I got this 'black dookie.' $5 a gram, man; it'll get you fucked up."

by Joe Curwen July 8, 2012