armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.

Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.

by 1Head August 7, 2021

Fish Doctor

Another term for Gynocologist

Shelley has to go to the fish doctor today :\

by AustralisTerra October 14, 2010

doctor’s phone

An individual that has a phone with a large and bulky phone case.

That boys phone look so big with that phone case, it looks like a doctor’s phone.

by Universal Chocolate May 10, 2023

Duckie Doctor

A person who is highly cancerous and/or is highly unholy and should be banished to hell.

Bro, Kareem was being such a Duckie Doctor last night!

by SteveRogers IAm June 23, 2021

Doctor Moangroan

Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.

It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

beat doctor

one who makes beats.

"dude, your dad is a total beat doctor."

by xx-lilbill-xx February 19, 2009

The Good Doctor

Nickname for Isaac Asimov, a biochemist and science fiction author who wrote the laws of robotics.

Without The Good Doctor, I'd be scared of my vacuum cleaner.

by boston_or_pasadena July 11, 2020