under the dock

the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. A hangover so severe that one isn't even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.

Ian drank wayyy too much Jameson last night and was under the dock all day today

by anomily01 February 5, 2014

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 26, 2013

dock thot

A person or persons of any sexual orientation that gather around or in water near or on a boating dock (usually during times when weather is fair and the temperature is considered above the regions definition of warm) to take up space and generally be in the way of those who intend to use a boating dock for its intended purpose.

Owen: Damn brother, I just wanted to take my canoe out for a rip but all these people are in the way.

Landon: What a bunch of dock thots.

by MegaDockThotSlayer November 12, 2018

The Murder Dock

the murder dock is where i am.

user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

murder dock

by user7029823410407 February 4, 2021

Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

space docking

The act of using a section of tubing to defecate into someone elses (usually that of a sexual partner) rectum.

Dude, that was some wicked space docking we did last night

by Someone that hasn't done it. January 17, 2003