by treebeard58 November 17, 2018

"Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.
Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?
by Music_Is_Forever April 1, 2022

tip diving aka the T-Dip occurs when a male, usually large and black although not necessarily, is incapable of fully penetrating a womans vagina, Hence only being able to insert the "Tip"
Yo last night i tried to rail out this virgin asian but all i could manage was an intense episode of Tip Diving
by beltbucklebros October 14, 2011

by yummymonee May 25, 2019

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016

Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?
Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh
Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh
Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
by m00s3knuckl3 October 31, 2014
