To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
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Get the Premature dive mug."Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.
Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?
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