designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

by Frets & Such July 11, 2017

design drift

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.

The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.

by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017

Designated DJ

Someone in your group of friends with the best music and knows what songs to play for a specific event/vibe

We were drag racing and put designated dj made it so much better!

by Large genitals October 14, 2017

design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

designerboyy

a gay fuck bag who thinks hes cool

designerboyy: im a fucking idiot

by ybn almighty jay December 14, 2017

designer

One who is eternally unsatisfied and whose only cause of existence is solely to produce The object that will bring satisfaction to them so that they may finally die in peace

John is remaking his book again, he's such a designer

by the crippled penguin April 14, 2019

Designated roller

Person in the group designated to role,
ESP when in the car.

“Aaron was the designated roller, he rolled 5 blunts before the concert.”

by Charliesangel98 September 20, 2019