derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle

Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!

by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014

Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.

"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"

by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025

pull a derp

The act whereby one tries to do something, but will fail without a doubt.

Daniel: Watch me get this clutch on CS:GO!
*Get's AWP'ed*
Jason: I knew you'd pull a derp.

by Jackson Blueboy April 6, 2015

Derp

One of the most amazing words ever

I love the word derp.... DERP!!

by @catsaremylife November 25, 2016

polar derp

that one motherfucker who makes music

Person 1: Yo did you see the new polar derp album?

Person 2: it's trash as fuck

by Polar Derp April 9, 2024

Derp

When you mix period blood and semen together creating a homemade strawberry milk

My partner and I are to going to whop up some derp for us to enjoy

by Definiteteller1 December 21, 2024

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016