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Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.
"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
by r3dpub June 13, 2008
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Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)
Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.
by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004
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Denver Broncos

A sad remnant of a team who couldn't stand up to the Pittsburgh Steelers with the Super Bowl on the line.
Wow...the Denver Broncos sure got their asses spanked by the Pittsburgh Steelers.
by Truthtalker2 July 6, 2006
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Denver

An amazing girl, that is thoughtful, intelligent, gorgeous, and just down to earth. Denver's usually are redhead's/ginger's and get all the guys. Denver's are the rare's out there!
If you ever meet a Denver, keep her close. She's one of a kind!
by degr May 4, 2014
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denver broncos

A Football (American) team that will never win a Super Bowl again, because without Elway they are worthless.
by Fernando Villarreal October 14, 2006
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denver birchfeild

the benchwarmer/laststring qb who thinks he's a metal head and plays and sucks at hacky sack 24/7

a person who knows a chick who found there boyfriend suckin another guys dick and the chick still goes out with him.
dude i hate denver birchfeild he's a bitch

fag1 "dude that guy was like so denver birchfeild"
fag2 "realy his sis caught her boyfriend suckin a nother guys dick then she still goes out with him"
by sean beck August 21, 2004
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denielle

Denielle is a cool guy, but watch your back. Because he will steal anything from your girl, to your phone. Usually Denielles tend to like anime and Shrek.
Bro did you see the new Shrek movie? Denielle told me all about it!
by QuintinIce April 8, 2015
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