Sean Boyle desperate

When someone is so desperate you get laid they go to such extreme length such as to try and shag a girl while she is on her period

What was Alex like at the party?

He was totally Sean Boyle desperate to get laid

by Therockycocker January 4, 2014

desperate housewife

when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.

My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.

by Arica Thiel, Elizabeth Miller, Lora Gill November 17, 2005

Deeker

a cute and friendly animal. preferably a dog

that deeker is so cute

by the emo redneck June 17, 2018

Desperate Asian

An unlucky Asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. Everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.

Ben: So how did it go with Rebecca last night?

Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.

Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

deever

DVD (Digital Versatile Disc).

I am going to go watch a deever right now.

by Eric Baal November 1, 2001

deepher

Noun : A socially awkward or overall strange person

Person 1 - Did you see that weird girl at the party ?
Person 2 - Oh yeah. The one talking to herself in the corner ? What a deepher
Person 1 - Yeah man that was her.

by luckycandle January 30, 2014

Desperation (in a female)

A woman trying to hold on to something that is no longer there in terms of a relationship and has not come to the point of letting it go.

Some of the signs include: managing
pages on networking sites such as myspace and blogspot and posting OLD pictures of the former couple to make them look like they are still together and posts tidbits about their life together, despite the fact that he left a long time ago.

She also gains friends and talks of nothing else except the personal lives of the former couple because the friends have no idea they have split up.

She also dotes attention on her animals as though they are her children. She is also a micro-manager. She thinks everything he does and after two dates,
she already says "I LOVE YOU".
A woman like this is never without a relationship. Each man is different.

She has started to post old pictures? That is the first sign of desperation (in a female)!

by STGP February 16, 2009