Derek

That bummy white douche that always gets drunk at the company picnic.

"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."

by Greg Hazelet Sucks July 24, 2019

Derek Grear

Derek is basically a god he’s a sexy beast with the heart of a transformer he gets more pussy than trump and Barack Obama combined he mire beautiful than the motherfucking ariana Ghandi. Penis

Jesus you don’t have to go all Derek Grear on me it was just a joke.

by BiggyPP:P November 5, 2019

Derek

Relating to a gay man.

Bruh, you are such a derek

by Bigpapigrande November 7, 2019

Derek

A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick

Derek will live you for dick

by A guy named Derek November 18, 2019

Derek

Says that he is shy but isn't really. Always be saying "pew pew pew". Derek can sometimes be really homo.

"OMG! Derek is homo?!?
Joe: you see Derek over there?
Jack: The loser in the back?
Joe: Mhm LMAO
Jack: LMAO

by Aws0meP1eman November 27, 2019

Derek

He sucks massive peen and is fat.

“Derek ur peen it’s......it’s so small”

by Derek small peen April 10, 2019

Derek Jeter

To give someone herpes

1. Dude you better wrap your tool, I heard that bitch Derek Jetered the entire football team.

by #youonlyyoloonce April 15, 2019