Danish girls

the biggest fucking sluts on the planet!

Danish girls act like they are "sexually liberated" but they are really just dirty fucking sluts who love cocks in their asses!

by Innit? McGuinness September 4, 2008

Danish Heaven

A place where animals never kick, no matter how hard danish people fuck them.

Svend and I were at the barn yesterday fucking animals and did not get kicked once. It was danish heaven!

by Copenhagen Goat Lover April 7, 2010

akmal danish

Amazing person . A cool friend yet an awesome lover. Will always be there for the ones they care about.

Jane : I think I'm in love with Akmal Danish

by Janette W December 28, 2017

Danosphere

Where ever a person with the name Daniel is located.
There are many Danospheres.

I am in a Danosphere since I am born with the name Daniel.

Like: Hemisphere, Troposphere all that crap.

by Question?Answer! August 21, 2010

Dangster

Rich kids in a preppy school that dress up like gang members but can't even say the word "damn" so they say dang instead. Hence the name.

Man, I can't stand the dangsters around here. They think they're so cool yet they are such pussies.

by WonderMacaroni December 15, 2014

danish wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 10, 2008

claire danes

a really fit adult that has been in alot of films and she is soooooooooooooooooo fucking sexy

i want to cum all over her

by dominic hunt January 16, 2005