deja doo-doo

The phenomenon of a turd floating back into a toilet bowl after flushing.

Glancing at the bowl, I saw the turd floated back after appearing to flush -- a case of deja doo-doo.

by singlow July 10, 2016

Doo-doo on the side

1. A situation like the residue of a turd stuck like glue on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Her behavior is like doo-doo on the side! Gonna have to flush this girl!!!

by WordsBySeamus November 22, 2023

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

Doo-Doo

Doo-Doo is poop or shit....

Ok its poop /Doo-Doo is also communism!.

by ovenmitman May 23, 2019

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

doo doo locks

Twisted locks of hair that smells like doodoo. (Dreads) The locks of dreads have not been washed in years and it smells like doodoo.

That lady's dreadlocks smells like doo doo locks.

by TeamInman May 17, 2020

SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo

Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.

A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.

by QuacksO February 17, 2021