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Every September 18th you can’t hurt your siblings
Hey it’s national don’t hurt your siblings day!
My brother can’t hurt me now!
by My_Sis_Is_Crazy September 18, 2021
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Don’t know your born

Having alll the nice things, nice cars, clothes, hair, holidays etc.
You don’t know your born, we never had all this when I was a kid.
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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don’t judge a netflix by the thumbnail

Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.
You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?

That looks lame!

Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!

Ok.. let’s make out.
by JaeLorette121 August 9, 2018
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Don’t die for nash

by Fjenrbrrb June 10, 2022
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Don’t Be A Stephanie

A Stephanie, every work place has one, a simple minded creature that has managed to get (through dubious means) a position of power that is generally 5 levels above their abilities. They continue to climb the ladder through other peoples hard work, a lot of bullying and general sucking up to those above, whilst continually putting those (they consider) below them, down, generally in the worst possible way.

Everything that went wrong is ALWAYS someone else‘s fault, and through the magic of hindsight (and after the fact “I told you so’s”) they always can prove they where right.
Their technical prowess is phenomenal (always after someone else has presented the concept several times to them in crayon drawings), and your implementation of their solution is always bad.
Their concept of what “EVERYONE” else is doing wrong, is legendary, and there ability to “KNOW” exactly what needs to be done, (if only the board of directors would hurry up and ask), is known far and wide.
They can be defined and identified by the short and abrupt, 6 to 12 month contracts, as the hiring company generally moves on as soon as possible, but unfortunately, like a fart in a space suit, they hang around long enough to cause grief and harm before being released back into the wild.
Should be avoided at all costs if possible, if seen in the native wild, multiple beatings with a big stick may cause some short term relief, but be wary of any long term acquaintance.
There is no know permanent cure.
An implementation is going slightly off the rails with some minor issues, someone points out how they should have done what I said all along, the response “Don’t be a Stephanie” will normally bring things back into alignment.

Someone points out the ridiculous changes being made to make the company better (when there is nothing wrong) - the comment “Gee xxxx is really being a Stephanie on this one”.
by anonymous October 7, 2022
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National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.
by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021
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I don’t hate hispanics

Why would I be a hater
I don’t hate hispanics. That’s not me. I hope they realize this
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021
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