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Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.
Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”
by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023
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ding-dong

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
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flappa dappa ding dong

A place where you eat irons and do randoms thing and be stupid!
by Sxxxxxxa123 December 4, 2019
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Ding Dong Ditching

Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”
by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022
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Ding Dong

Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.
"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"
by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019
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Ding Dong

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.
by Ty Track March 30, 2017
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