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Diego

diego is the stud of the century. he is friends with everyone and is the most perfect human to walk the planet. he has dark chocolate hair and rich brown eyes that look golden in the sunlight. he is loyal and trusting. and works to keep his people safe and happy. he is an incredible athlete and has a magnificent body.

diego is an insanely hard-worker. you will not CATCH him letting a frustration get the best of him. his determination to succeed has gotten him this far in life. and he’s not gonna stop here.

diego has a bright future. and an even brighter personality. he’s a real one. keep him close.
“bro no way you caught a chad. i won the lottery with a diego”
by lololillo February 1, 2023
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small penis, zero women, anime nerd, cheater, red flag, bad bf, doesnt know how to joke
omg did you just say diego??? girl get away from him he's a red flag!
by ihatemenlmao March 14, 2023
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Diego is a slang commonly used by homosexuals. It usually means "Please impale me with your big, juicy, ginourmous, juice extruding cock."
Hey, could you Diego me?
by maraararar April 30, 2023
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Diego is a idiot
by ewewe May 13, 2023
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Diegos are charmers! A handsome man who knows how to talk to women and do other things. Will break your heart and you will still say thank you.

Nerdy but not annoying. Stylish, spontaneous, softspoken. Smarter than most but lacks direction.
Diego🫠🫠🫠
by Shwangin May 14, 2023
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Diegos cool
by Earl Hemrlen August 23, 2023
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A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.
"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
by Stream DYKTTATUOB August 26, 2023
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