diaperogative

a baby's prerogative to capture the crowd's attention

I believe that smell is Little Bobby's diaperogative needing changing.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Diaper

A crap catcher that hangs from your butt to catch the dangley shit that's falling from your ass they are used for everyone especially when you are on a long plane ride. Just crap, change yourself, and throw it out the plane window

I wore my diaper on the trampoline but it exploded DANGER explosive diarrhea TAKE COVER find shelter fast or u might die of stank

by Jorgelover4lifeandbeyondd March 29, 2017

Diaper Pudding

The butterscotch pudding colored substance found in your 8 week old's diapers.

The baby is cooking up a batch of diaper pudding in his Huggies.

by Vodzman January 31, 2009

diaper kink

Everyone keeps saying i have a diaper kink 😭😭😭

I don’t 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😔😔😔😔😔

Don’t search this up please 😭😭😭😭😭

You: Pls no, I don’t have a diaper kink..

Person 1: yes you do noob.

You: NO U

by xSandx April 17, 2021

mahogany diaper

Taking your balls and pulling them around your cock then pushing a nail through your balls to sercure them.

Bob: hey why did you miss cindy's party yesterday.

Bill: i couldn't walk because of my mahogany diaper.

Bob: HAHA! sucks to be you.

by bigg_daddy_smokey June 15, 2009

Executive Diaper

This is when you are the go to team or guy that catches all the shit from upper management.

"I hate being the executive diaper at the weekly meeting."

by HavoCnMe August 22, 2011

Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.

Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.

by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011