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No Memes in General Day

One complete day of no memes in general, if a meme is found in general the user would be banned and put on trial
I better try not to post memes in general, considering today is no memes in general day!
by xDVLSxLegacy December 11, 2020
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National Bullying Irish People Day

On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.
Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”
by camillaprimissus March 17, 2022
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The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.
Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
by ghoul138 May 9, 2011
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International dishwasher day

Also known as the international sandwich maker day, March 8th is here to remind all women that they are just property/objects that all men own!
Person 1: yo it's international dishwasher day
Person 2: oh I'll make sure I remind Jessica, she hasn't been doing the dishes lately!
by The_best_jew March 8, 2019
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IBUD day

Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.

Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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National fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day

It that's one day of the year where you fuck your girl in the most romantic place on earth. The school stairwell. This day occurs on April 18.
Hey babe you wanna it's national fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day. Wanna fuck
by Angello is a fag April 24, 2019
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Independence Day

The day that you realize that you are so over your ex boy/girlfriend. You don't even want to use them for a booty call.
I was hanging out with him and realized that it was my independence day, i no longer had any romantic or sexual feelings for him anymore. I was relieved.
by Brit2121 January 18, 2007
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