cucumbering

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.

Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad

by Lee-bay April 13, 2009

Cucumbered

When someone 'plays it cool'.

He/She cucumbered me. Didn't text for fucking ages and then, WHAM, got one...

by android81 December 17, 2014

Cucumberitus

The 'cucumber' disease often occurs after eating a meal containing cucumbers i.e tuna and cucumber sandwich
After which your penis may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
This disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.

Waiter:'Heres your tuna and cucumber sandwich you ordered sir',

Victim: 'oooh, ... ahhh,... ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????'

Waiter:' I dont kno sir have u eaten any cucumber?'

Victim: yesssss cock face

Waiter:' Oh yeh that cucumberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves'

Victim: 'Oh cool :S'

by fishingtackle76 August 7, 2009

Gettin veggie or cucumbering

This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.

Are you gettin veggie or cucumbering again?

by donna knight October 16, 2008

Beastly Cucumbers

Exceedingly cool. Used in the same vein as cool beans.

That haircut is beastly cucumbers.

by Ms. B in NC July 19, 2011

Cucmber

A very special friend who thinks you are hott, but you arent. This makes you a 'cucmbee'

Jess is my very special friend who thinks I am hot, but I'm not. She is my cucmber. And I am her cucmbee.

I am Jess's very special friend who things she is hot and she is. I am NOT her cucmber.

by Clavus Torquis November 20, 2004

cucmber party

were a bunch of girls gather around and fuck eachother with cucmbers

hey i totally came at that cucmber party last night

by deadeyejunkie August 26, 2009