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Cubanish

jim-"dude your moms an uber."
tim-"yeah, well your mom is Cubanish dude"
by Mr.Dunlap January 10, 2004
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Cuban Missle Crisis

That thing that no one knew about nor gave a poo poo about until Black Ops was released. Now it beats the cigar stereotype.
Before playing Cod Black Ops, I thought Castro was the president of Mexico.

(Cuban Missle Crisis must be included!!!!!11111!!)
by Clueless Fuck January 4, 2011
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cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.
MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"
by waynega May 25, 2009
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Cuban Footlocker

The act of two lesbians engaged in a mutual toe job while donning Fidel Castro and JFK costumes and smoking cigars.
Sally and Gina got down for a lovely evening of Latin style lovemaking and role play that culminated in a Cuban Footlocker.
by ramblincatzsquaker July 25, 2011
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cubancrapurself

the sickness you get after arriving home from cuba. many say it is caused from the food and water.

SYMPTOMS:
sweats
crapping your pants
constant running to the bathroom
wet farts
"how was cuba man?"
"it was awesome, but now i have the cubancrapurself"
by sluttyeyes August 20, 2011
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Cubanfail

Inspired by Mark Cuban, to massively, utterly, and continually fail at something.
There's major cubanfail by Mark Cuban again as his Dallas Mavericks NBA basketball team fails to sign a single big free agent after blowing up the 2011 championship team, screwing his fan base, and forcing star Dirk Nowitzki to play out his career with a bunch scraps.
by thewhatfilesman August 3, 2013
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cuban breakfast

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.
by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014
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