The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009
by dirtyminorcan2 January 05, 2017
A person who is not moist, but not mentally sane. You will often find this person sitting in a tree looking at kids make out in a school, and this person will never become a memer (someone who creates memes) because they can't take the first step.
_xXXSHREKBOIXXx_: "Err whaat the fuck? Why are you such a crusty Boi? Stop looking at kids make out and get a life"
CRUSTY BOI: "I chose not to be moist, and I won't take the first step to become a memer, so this is my new life"
CRUSTY BOI: "I chose not to be moist, and I won't take the first step to become a memer, so this is my new life"
by _xXXDANKSHREKBOIXXx_ January 16, 2018
When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
by frederickallen May 14, 2010
The act performed right before climax of knocking a girl unconscious with a well placed punch and ejaculating on her face after the fact. When she wakes up she will have a crusty layer on her skin as well as a headache. Named for boxing legend Rocky Balboa.
She was blowing me and right before I finished I dropped her with a left and finished on her face and hair. It was my first ever Crusty Balboa!
by CupOHotCarl April 21, 2011
she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.
by hot karl August 11, 2003
"Crusty The Clown"- when your female doesn't put out the night before, so you ejaculate on her eyes while she's asleep. Therefore not able to open her eyes!
by Tonemaster August 08, 2007