Crispy Creme Dat Hoe

When you blow your spooge all over a woman's face.

Ron Jeremy is gonna Crispy Creme dat hoe.

by Beef Moon December 22, 2007

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Old crispy dick is at it again

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight. Old crispy dick is at it again!

by ArseOfSauron October 30, 2015

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Crispy Beef Bour

The world famous, sought-after Bour of the most prestigious brand, the Crispy. Large in size, light in colour, very pleasant and polite demeanour, Crispy is the standard by which all Bour excellence is measured.

"I'd trade it all for a Crispy."

by BROK February 09, 2004

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crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 16, 2008

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Extra Crispy Sprite

When a thirsty man cums in a girl's mouth and she chases it with a drink of Sprite from McDonald's then kisses you, spitting the cum and Sprite in your mouth, making it extra crispy.

This bitch gave me an Extra Crispy Sprite last night.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 23, 2021

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