Matthew Creasey

A rare type of egg, with small hairs on the top.

"...and here we see a wild Matthew Creasey, in its natural habitat."

by mynameisjimandiworkina October 15, 2016

Batty crease lips

Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.

James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.

by Battyshit June 22, 2017

down crabs syndrome

A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.

Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??

by Gucki Gang February 7, 2018

Mudbutt Crabs

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.

Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.

by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018

Fatty crease

fat person

That fatty crease is a Sophie

by Peak times January 30, 2020

Crib Creps

Does what it says on the tin really. creps (shoes) for your crib (house). so slippers.

Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021

Cheek Crease

A captivating visual phenomenon often associated with females who are blessed with an exceptionally voluptuous derriere. The ass crease is the aesthetically pleasing contour formed due to the massiveness of their posterior, creating a distinct line or 'crease' that can be an emblem of allure and fascination. This crease is the boundary between the bountiful booty and the rest of the body, marking the territory where ordinary ends and extraordinary begins.

"Bro, did you see that? She's got a cheek crease that I could swipe my credit card through."

by Iggy Kudos May 23, 2023