crab pants

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020

Crab King

Crab King is an old meme in the Gorillaz Raritiez discord server. It was created on 11th April 2020. Crab King is also a now deleted role that was given to a user by the name of disquietingly (also known as Boogie). Boogie is a person who loves crabs (the animals)

person 1: What is a crab king
person 2: I have no idea, let's look it up

by turtles.com November 5, 2020

crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.

Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'

by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

yard crabs

a slang term for pubic crabs or crab lice

hey you better not be scratching at those yard crabs

by hattricks March 24, 2012

Crab Sandwich

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.

Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich

by Gardz86 November 23, 2011