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country girls vibrator

Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.
"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"
by The_Criminal66 August 20, 2017
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Country dump

A country dump is used to describe the act of crapping in the woods, typically while hunting.
After Thanksgiving dinner while hunting, the fat WV hillbilly took a big country dump in the woods.
by Sam Blaylock October 16, 2017
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countrykoon

A black person who is submissive to the wood pecker(white man) and does his field or house work with no retaliation usually a woman.
Your are a countrykoon if you do someone’s work with nothing in return
by Countrykoon May 8, 2018
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Country Evan

When a boy named Evan drinks Enough alcohol that he begins speaking with a thick country accent.
“Yo Someone take away the vodka! Country Evan is singing wheeler walker jr again...”
by Thekuddleykrab November 23, 2018
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Country Bitch

A bitch that lives in the country. Her hobbies include being a bitch, farming for ass, and having other bitches to work for her.
Howdy y’all! Ima country ass bitch. I just loves being me ass a country bitch ass real good!
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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Country Dad

A dad who smoke weed and own horses. They have a weird southern agent. They mostly have a Country mom as a wife. Their kids are secretly going into the city to escape the country. The smoke weed.
by Hey kiddo February 9, 2021
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Country boujee

To be from the country but enjoy expensive country life accommodations.
Bruce just bought a third vehicle just to drive on his property because his country boujee self didn’t want to get his new boots muddy.
by Cchrissiee April 21, 2021
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