Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.

A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!

by StacerTG June 13, 2025

Cooch chaser

Michael Goodwin

Michael Goodwin is a cooch chaser

by Jackie chue May 25, 2022

Cooch

Female genitalia, often used as insult.
Coined by Nathan Johns in 2019

Josh Carpenter is a Cooch

by Nsheheheheheje December 16, 2019

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020