Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man

by Zack's mom March 17, 2024

Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."

by Zack's mom April 5, 2024

Cocksucker shoes

neepads

When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt

by Zack's mom April 18, 2024

cockblockers

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.

Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024

Clockcocker

Someone who is sexually attracted to clocks

That guy's such a clockcocker
(Clockcocker: someone who is sexually attracted to clocks)

by Bomboy June 30, 2024

Cocksucker

Someone who excuses others actions and allows someone to do whatever they want because they look up up to them, like them or just help them immensely

Cocksucker, Elon musk is a cock sucker for defending donald trump

by pinkeyekink November 30, 2024

Cocksuckers Ball

The forever condition exemplified by a collective of impotent individuals for the ankle-grabbing status quo in deference to a clearly superior concept, ideology or perspective.

The hospital isn’t REALLY insolvent. The 1.3 M/yr interim CEO has assured me of continued operations; the Federal Chapter 11 filing for auction of assets is fake news.

Oh, here’s an invitation to the Cocksuckers Ball, should we attend?

by YAWA August 2, 2025