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Choco Wotsits

Choco wotsits are a Northern (english) delicacy, Founded and Loved in Rochdale and the Manchester area.

even small doses are suggested to increase Labido AND penis size, there is absolutley no evidence to suggest that but it could be scientific FACT.
Choco wotsits consist of a delicate blend of Melted down chocolate and 'wotsits' cheesy corn snacks.
Other flavours/brands of wotsits have been tried to great controversy as the 'choco purists' of the region are known to get violent/sexually agressive at the discovery of such blends.
LOU B:

'ive made sum choco wotsits.'

Kenny B:

'Sick-un.'

Synonyms, street names ect:

'choco bean'
'keen bean'
'Brownflower arse'
'wotshits'
by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010
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Chocolate Syrup

Used for sexual desires.
Lick that stuff off of my stomach! Mmmmmmm yeah baby!
by Shay Shay July 6, 2003
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chocolatebarologist

someone that studies the history, taste, and aftermath of a chocolate bar.
Bill, the chocolatebarologist works for twix inc.
by Matthew Hargreaves September 22, 2007
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Chocolate Wolverine

When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.

Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).

Difficulty: 8.5/10
I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
by Dr. Manhattan 69 June 26, 2009
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Chocolate Cufflink

The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
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Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
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chocolate milk belly

bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night
drew: you got the chocolate milk belly?
bobby: hell yeah
by pepperoniplayboy November 30, 2015
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