Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.
by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016
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- Manifesting one's full potential to acquire ultimate headiness.
- Of, or pertaining to, the highest level of achievement possible.
- Unequivocally robust; bountiful; dank.
- Crisp; beguiling; alluring; serendipitous.
- A term commonly overused whilst writing dispensary license applications in the United States.
- Manifesting one's full potential to acquire ultimate headiness.
- Of, or pertaining to, the highest level of achievement possible.
- Unequivocally robust; bountiful; dank.
- Crisp; beguiling; alluring; serendipitous.
- A term commonly overused whilst writing dispensary license applications in the United States.
Dude, bro... ever since I planted that purple train wreck along the banks of the Sassafras River they have really begun to chong-out.
Sorry, i'd really love to go to that block party, but I can't rage with you guys until my medical school application is chonged-out pretty hard.
Hey, let's chong-out those patient suppository administrations so we can go out for a smoke break.
Sorry, i'd really love to go to that block party, but I can't rage with you guys until my medical school application is chonged-out pretty hard.
Hey, let's chong-out those patient suppository administrations so we can go out for a smoke break.
by Beefsteak tomatoes January 4, 2016
Get the chong-out mug.A wack ass Asian kid from the sewage that the ninja turtles came from and he can’t see through his eyes cus they’re as small as his dic-... he’s pretty short but he’s a good friend.
by Yung MC November 29, 2019
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'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'
by Lord M Lemon June 5, 2019
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by Fatboi1234 April 16, 2019
Get the Chong mug.Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
by Chong270 August 21, 2019
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