by TommyTheManCruise July 13, 2016
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Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
by Chong270 August 21, 2019
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Get the Chonged mug.Someone who is Asian who says something such as, "I'll give you 20 bucks if you eat that." But then never does. Usually with the name Chelsea.
by A woman's penis January 27, 2020
Get the ching chong ho ho ho mug.Chong the Baz. "Chong", defined here as to inhale or "suck" the Baz, a slang verb derived from the colourful vapourisers popular at the start of the 20s with adolescent children. "Baz" defined is a direct street slang name for a vape, most commonly a colourfully hued vaporiser, first heard in the central UK England area in within "roadmen"
Being defined in a conversational simple phrase exchange:
"How's your baz?"
"Nah man, its flashing..."
"Chong the baz": to inhale the vape
"How's your baz?"
"Nah man, its flashing..."
"Chong the baz": to inhale the vape
by Dr. Monzero June 18, 2023
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