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Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007
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Extreme Gay Chicken

When two straight guys get bored with playing 'gay chicken' the game is stepped up to an "extreme" level.

The first player must remove his pants and lube up his penis... preferably with KY warming jelly.

The second player must also remove his pants, however this contestant must lube his asshole with the chosen lubricant.

Both players then must slowly move closer together, either until one player pulls away (remaining player is deemed winner) or until it is agreed that player 1 is balls deep inside player 2 in which both players are deemed "gay".
Jason is the Tiger Woods of Extreme Gay Chicken!!
by KeaingIsTheBest June 19, 2009
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chicken fries

The greatest invention known to man besides Bill Gates. Its conveinient sauce holder is the second greatest invention known to man. They are finger lickin' good.
Arab guy in Burger King: I want a refund for these chicken fries!

Cashier: Why sir?

Arab guy in Burger King: They as hard as baseball bat.
by Jesus Chaves June 30, 2006
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Chicken Quack

A girls sexy feet and legs which is very very attractive meaning their sexy soft soles by spreading their toes and rubbing their soles together which comes to be more attractive for a guy to just keep his eyes on the girls feet and legs when they're wearing jelly flats ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’–โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜†
Justin: "Ohh hell yesss... A girl like that just blew my mind up like that!"
Ernest: "What? What did that cute girl did to you?"
Justin: "The gorgeous girl right there was doing the Chicken Quack with her sexy feet and legs, and I think I wanna go out with her on a date. No Offense! " ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Ernest: "Wait. So that girl all the way over there was doing the Chicken Quack and you said you wanted to date her. Well, I gotta say... Wassup! Because the Chicken Quack is wassup" ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Justin: "Yeah The Chicken Quack will never get old, I love the chicken quack" ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’œโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’–
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feed the chicken

A funky greeting of sorts.

Extend your palm open and to the air and, ask your friend to "feed the chicken"
The friend should bring all the tips of their fingers together, and gently peck at your palm..three or four times.

then feed your own chicken in return.
That track killed man..... "feed the chicken"....you heard me feed the chicken! (see above)
by Rob Halpin September 17, 2008
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Chicken of the Sea

1. A brand of canned tuna fish; infamously mistaken for actual chicken by singer Jessica Simpson on her MTV reality show, Newlyweds.
"Did you see the Chicken of the Sea episode of Newlyweds? I think it was scripted."
by EBM May 15, 2005
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Chicken Time Bomb

Consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and buttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. Make sure to close it up tight. Used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. After a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. Best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.
C-Dawg: He Lil' Dude, why haven't you been at work?

Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.

C-Dawg: That sucks!

Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.
by ABiggs November 9, 2006
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