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Valley Center

North of Escondido and South of Temecula. There's two main identifiers when talking about the location of your house: either MacTan, or Near The High School. Speaking of the high school, if you live near it then there's nothing interesting to do within 10 miles of your house (not like there's anything interesting here anyways even in the main part). If you want to go anywhere you have to go down "The Grade," which is the nickname for Valley Center Road (not to be confused with Cole Grade Road).Chances are if you're a kid and you moved here with you're family from a city like Escondido , you'll already want to move back. People like to call it a rural town while it's really the suburbs, without an H.O.A. so lot's of people have small farms. THe only interesting thing for kids to do here is wreak havoc on all the old people. If you live here its mandatory to join the Valley Center Friends facebook page and make posts about lost dogs, and complain about everything (especially the 700-something new houses being built). You also have to be very hypocritical to be a true resident here. If you live here you've definitely been in a car accident with a pick up truck either on The Grade or at the Cool Valley/Cole Grade intersection. Lots of people here drive pickup trucks and most of them have a really small penis.
Resident 1 talking to resident 2 who just moved here: "oh so you're new to Valley Center! What part do you live in?"
Resident 2: "Near the high school!"

Friend 1 (who lives in Valley Center, talking to friend 2 who lives in Esco): "Yo I'm coming down to you're place, Valley Center has nothing to do."'
Friend 2: "Aight just don't get in an accident coming down the grade."

Hypocrite: "Oh my god I hate driving down the grade to get groceries. But that new Vons they're building here is absolutely evil, im going to protest it on facebook.
by VCh8 November 27, 2019
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music and arts center

the most ghastly and unprofessional retail store ever created, besides guitar center. also, the worst place to work. ever. only for nerds and sloppy musicians.
-yo, i need to get some saxophone reeds.
-yeah, i'm going to music and arts center.
-wtf dude, they're all nerds and sloppy musicians there.
-yeah, you're right. let's hit up sam ash.
by bagsof_juice March 27, 2009
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guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you "Boss" (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.
Guitar Center Quotes: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"
by Jazgul March 23, 2008
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Fine Arts Center

A really, really, really cool public art school in Greenville, South Carolina...

where you can study part time and still go to normal high school:
audition required

you can take:
visual arts (photography, metals, ceramics, drawing&painting), jazz guitar, dance, drama, music theory, voice, creative writing, chamber music, film&video umm...pretty sure that's it

A bit like the Governor's School for the Arts only much, much chiller and without the "we're so great" attitude and all the gay guys. Also, you don't have to wear mis-matching socks and listen to minimilistic electronica to fit in at the FAC.

There's a mix of arty, emo, nerds, scene kids, hipsters, grunge kids, hippies, kids from the 'hood, preppies, goths: everyone is welcome and gets along, etc, etc...
The Fine Arts Center? yah, it's pretty much the chillest place on Earth
by bluedust November 11, 2006
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Center kids

Kids who hang out at shopping centers at their free time, and have suicidal thoughts and act in such manners. They cut themselfs, paint their hair in glowing colors, and drink alcohol and do drugs.
Person 1: man did you see those kids in the back?
Person 2: yeah I think they are drinking gasoline
Person 1: yeah, these are some center kids
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health center

a building or institution where medical services are offered
Sally hurt her arm. Take her to the health center.
by Marcos Souza September 27, 2006
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Lowell Community Health Center

1A great resource for the city of Lowell, MA, provided you're latino/cambodian/asian. Do not i repeat do not go there if you're white/gay/want any kind of emotional support, just don't go there. Half the staff barely speak any english, and they treat an HIV diagnosis the way people talk about the time of day, i.e. without any sensitivity. Not racist but that's what I experienced. If you go to UMass Lowell, just go to the
doctor/clinic/community health center back home where you live.
2. Any such place with a similarly complete lack of sensitivity to patients' emotional needs
Ana/Barbara/whatever her name is: *stammering and struggling to form coherent English words*: ....it won't kill you fast.

Patient: Thanks for that incredibly sensitive response to this obviously life-changing moment. Real professional and comforting. Glad to know that Lowell Community Health Center also cares about its white patients.
by The Authorityy December 26, 2010
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