carson wu

carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)

carson: YESSSSSSSSSS
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*hugs ██████*
12:59
question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)

by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022

carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.

Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.

by pussy goblin November 16, 2023

Carson and Ella

Carson and Ella a great couple who kiss WAY to mutch but are still cute.

Brit;Did you hear About the new couple?
Bob;oh carson and Ella

by Pierce the pilots May 17, 2018

Carson

Carson, A man that will have you head over heals. He is so funny. He normally doesn't understand that a savings account and a bank account is the same thing. He is a tall boy. He does sports but hates running. Carson is very loving and sweet but once in a while he will give you the finger. Carson is loyal and precious to all costs. He has soft brown eyes. He wakes up at 5am everyday because he is a weird child. If you have a Carson in your life don't let go.

"damn who's that man playing baseball?"
"ahh that's Carson"

by Erica Baxa June 17, 2019

Carson

Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.

I heard Carson was gooning with his mother for 10 hours last night!

by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023

Carson Q.

Carson Q. Is A Gamer Guy Who is A total Hottie. Usually He is Playing With His Homies On Console So If Your Trying to text him while hes playing Dont Because He wont Give a Shit About you ,Trust me. Carson Is A Total Flirt But he May Reject it when you do it back , If your friends with Him Then You are really lucky but you better do your part to keep him happy as well... But if your His GirlFriend Then Its totally Different.
1.Dont buy him Things He doesnt like you to

2.Let him Be touchy Dont Push Him Away (Dont think dirty- Let him Hug You hold hand Etc.)
3.Just Text The Guy no matter what your doing because he may be scared to tell you how he feels

4. his ex Is a slut so Watch out for that Hoe
5.Dont ignore neither not hang out with him Atleast walk next to him if he doesnt talk to you

Carson Can Be a really Nice guy But dont expect him to give you That much attention if he doesnt text you in 10 minutes that Means F off (Sometimes)

Carson is a really nice guy Trust me He is Caring (Hot) Tall And Super Funny If you meet him Dont miss out :

(Ps If your a latina Watch out for your ass He might Claim It)

Carson Q.? Hes a Latina person ;

by littleAsianKid December 8, 2019

Jesse Carson

The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.

Girl : Jesse will talk to you soon
Me : he’s soooo hot
Jesse Carson

by Frontierfalcon March 15, 2019