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Calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.
Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washes over her.
by Lea Swift January 25, 2018
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caswinii

Someone who is great to be your best friend of let go you will regret it and will want to reunite but will be lost forever
Caswinii is an amazing optimistic person
by Mary gates October 19, 2018
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Calvin King

Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star
Calvin: Calvin king is dirty and has a fever
by Reall dude February 19, 2019
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Calvin King

A white dude that knows all the dirty stuff
by Reall dude February 19, 2019
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Calvin

Calvin is a soft precious bean.
Calvin likes to read.
by Xeo the not so wise September 24, 2019
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Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019
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calvin dekleined

After effect of doing too much lines/bumps of Coke and Ketamine.
Mate I don’t know how I made it home last night, I Calvin deKleined in the bathroom of “insert club”
by 2018basement45 March 20, 2020
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