cakes

"-cakes"

a suffix added to any adjective to make it cute or give it more style; its swagga is analogous to that of the prefix lol- added to any noun, as in lolcats or loltrain.

person 1: Hey, you wanna hang out tomorrow?
person 2: Sure, what time?
person 1: Iunno, how 'bout noon?
person 2: Nah, I got work 'til 3. How 'bout 3:30?
person 1: Fine by me.
person 2: Settledcakes.

person 1: Yo, check out my phat new beats! What do you think?
person 2: Wow, they sound greatcakes!

by flippinflyguy May 20, 2009

Cat Cake

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

by Mr. bubbles614 January 7, 2009

cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019

Icing On The Cake

When you jizz on your shit in the toilet before you flush.

Person 1: Bro I had a fat burger yesterday. I need to go ice the cake.
Person 2: Yeah I like icing on the cake when I eat it too.

by D1ngus March 21, 2022

cake

bjork forum slang for penis

a baked delicacy that is usually eaten on birthdays

Enjoy Cake

Have some Cake

by gracie September 17, 2005

Cake Horn

An expression for when someone won't shut their pie hole. Coined by Fez Whatley on "The Ron & Fez Show" in early 2014.

Fez: The gay spider wouldn't shut it's cake horn.

by thespidersgay March 12, 2014

junie cakes

This word is used in prison for the word ass.

Hey can I have some of your junie cakes

by Jasaphene February 5, 2017