cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

Tickling Cotton

When you have a turd that is poking so far out that it's rubbing against your cotton undies

I don't see a bathroom anywhere and I'm "tickling cotton"

by Jkh072663 November 1, 2011

nervous cutting

The act of which when someone gets really nervous and doesn’t know how to express it so they start cutting, or causing self harm to “help” with the nervousness

Jimmy saw Tod nervous cutting when he was confronted about his friends drugs. cutting

by Swegg85 December 26, 2017

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

down cutting

When you are losing an argument so you you take a 5.8 inch Swiss army blade and use it it to cut all the way down the opposing side of the argument’s body. This is highly effective as it will cut through their brain (reducing intelligence), their throat (preventing breathing, also stopping intelligence due to hypoxia from lack of oxygen), their vocal cords (preventing speech, stopping them from arguing back), their oesophagus (preventing food consumption, stopping them from ingesting vitamins and memory supplements), their intestines (stopping digestion of memory supplements) and their testicles and penis (preventing them from producing offspring). This is a very effective method for turning an argument if your favour.

Joe was losing an argument so he used an impressive tactic of down cutting, allowing him to easily win the argument after.

by Gandikotologist February 2, 2021

Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 9, 2013

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011