Edward Cullen

A FICTIONAL character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun.

His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves.

Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward".

Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.

Edward Cullen is in love with Bella Swan. Good luck, cause she is one whiny chick.

by QuoteGirl December 28, 2009

colleen

1.) An Irish girl.

2.) Femina hibernica. A bipedal, female mammal noted for its beautiful coloring and a siren-like irresistibility. While alluring, its reckless disregard for the safety of itself and others make it one of the deadliest creatures in nature. Despite its penchant for risky behavior, its lifespan may be as many as 100 years. The prey and mate most susceptible to the charms of the colleen is the paisano (Vir italicus), often marked by its distinctive cry of, "WHAT THE FUCK, WOMAN?!" A paisano who mates with a colleen has an average lifespan of 42 years.

Zoologists observed one colleen jogging alone and unarmed in an urban park at 11:00 at night, driving her car at 75 mph on the freeway immediately after a severe front-end accident and taking unlabeled red pills from her medicine cabinet - later identified as morphine - for a headache. Although the colleen survived, her paisano mate suffered a heart attack.

by Paladin Fox October 11, 2008

cullen

a sexual position where woman has hands on floor with pelvis and legs on bed, while the man mounds her from behind and rides her hard.

"Ann let me give her a cullen on the third date," Peter explained.

by Mister_Monkey December 17, 2008

Collective Guilt

Collective guilt is defining guilt that is shared by a group of people over an act or actions that is seen as shameful. It is not talked about, but does manifest.

Afrikaners of South Africa have a collective guilt over Apartheid. So do the Germans on the Holocaust.

by Bob_jhb May 6, 2006

colleen

a Irish girl who is nice talks fast and could rap and could dance and she is really smart

Girl 1: dang colleen can dance
Girl 2: colleen could also talk fast maybe rap too
Girl 1: I agree about colleen

by docter right February 23, 2017

Edward Cullen moment

When a guy does something too irresistible and compelling for a girl to comprehend immediately, and it gives her the urge to jump his bones right away with no logical thinking. When a guy says something genuine that people only say in movies, or when his eyes give a sexy glint after he says something sinister.

Lexi: Yeah we totally had an Edward Cullen moment.
Amanda: Well what happened?
Lexi: He stared into my soul.
Amanda: Wooowww..

by WittyWiggler June 22, 2010

friend collector

A person, who on Facebook, just makes "add friend" requests and will have over 150 "friends", but never posts updates on their page nor makes comments on other pages. They are essentially a boring ghost who bothers people with friend requests.

Marc: "Did you get a request from Julie to be a friend?"

Jenn: "I did, but I rejected her because she is just a friend collector."

by CordeliaJaxxon April 18, 2009