Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

crab pants

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

Crab King

Crab King is an old meme in the Gorillaz Raritiez discord server. It was created on 11th April 2020. Crab King is also a now deleted role that was given to a user by the name of disquietingly (also known as Boogie). Boogie is a person who loves crabs (the animals)

person 1: What is a crab king
person 2: I have no idea, let's look it up

by turtles.com November 5, 2020

crab dinner

when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.

Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.

by S.R.A.J.A.A.H.K January 26, 2010

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009