law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

conservative equinox

The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.

- credit: Larry the Cat

We have reached Conservative Equinox

by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022

r/conservative

Where intellectual thought goes to die.

Many subreddits are an echo chamber, but r/conservative is truly in a world of its own.

by amunyaku March 2, 2025

Conservative

Derived from the old Cornish word ‘Chunservat’ which means: “to be a cunt for no good reason.”

Look at that Conservative, what a cunt!

by Evilbrunette November 25, 2021

Union of Conservative State Republics

A word inspired by the letters USSR, the UCSR was the end goal of what Trump wanted to turn America into. In the UCSR, the US will no longer exist as it once was. The federal government would prohibit the enactment of any Democrat ideals, and end all forms of welfare and public education. Immigration would come to an end. Online platforms would be prohibited from creating their own rules. Punishment for crimes would be harsh. Sex-Ed would be banned.

The UCSR is not to be confused with the recent definition of Trumpistan, which was Trump's plan B if he could not turn the US into the UCSR.

If Trump got a second term, by 2024 the US would have either turned into Union of Conservative State Republics, or Trumpistan.

by MST3K I like April 12, 2022

Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017