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Callum Cain

A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis
Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain
by Benlikeslily May 8, 2019
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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum Newberry needs to pass his peepee smh.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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Callum doherty

He is amazing in every aspect and every one who knows this boy is shy and when he is him self around his actual friends he is the nicest and funniest person you will meet YOU WILL LOVE HIM!!!!
He is such a callum doherty
by Smile to your master May 4, 2018
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CALLUM

An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy
Ewww what’s that smell? Probably callum
by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018
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Callum Harrison

The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra
Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison
by Hello bish October 15, 2018
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Callum

Callum's have a massive penis and are the smartest people ever
Callum you so smart
by Luke mattww February 3, 2021
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