california uber alles

A song by the dead kennedys that lampoons the left wing fascism of former California governor Jerry Brown, now mayor of Oakland.

Evolved into a general term of distain for California liberalism that claims to be based in tolerance, but is really just trying to reeducate the populace to their way of thinking.

Likely to come to a temporary end with the election of the governator.

Its the suede and denim secret police, coming to take away your uncool niece...
California Uber Alles!

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

California smile

Forcing someone on to the ground, commanding them to open their mouth and place their teeth on the side of a curb or slab of concrete, and then stomping on the back of their head/neck, effectively smashing all of their teeth, breaking their jaw, and possibly killing them.

What happens to the black fellow in American History X. See Bite the Curb

by Brandon August 8, 2004

California grass

It's a synonym for weed, marijuana.

in the beatles song "Get Back":

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass

by aszdefrg October 22, 2010

California Drop

1. The act of shitting on the floor in a public place, even though there is a toilet around.

Sam: Man, there's nothing to do..

Jimbo: Dude, lets go do a California Drop!

Sam: Hell yeah!

by pana22sonic January 13, 2009

California Mullet

Shoulder-length hair bleached to an extremely light blonde color due to frequent exposure to sunlight; often seen sported by males in the western surfing culture.

"California Kyle, your mullet drives me wild. Your house is full of tile. Crocodile."

"Hey Shane, why did you cut your California Mullet?"

"Dude, Kevin, that is one gnarly California Mullet you've got on you. Let's shred some surf bro."

by big in sheboigan April 29, 2005

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for Marijuana.

Hey, this party has booze, cocaine, ecstasy, and GHB.

Oh, I'm cool. I'm California Sober.

by GioVa13 January 20, 2019

California Mudslide

Its when you are prairie doggin it and you are about 98% sure that its diarrhea.

I was cali mudslidin' like a beast for an hour yesterday and had to go home early from work.

Damn bro- I've never had a California Mudslide happen to me at work, but it did happen one time in an elevator.

by Chaz V November 29, 2011