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Business Douche

A business person whose life revolves around money and work, and enjoys flaunting their wealth.
Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.
by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013
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Business Ghosting

When a company ignores your emails/phone calls. Not quite the equivalent to ghosting in relationships, since you’re not looking for some flix & chill — but the idea is similar.

Also applies to when an individual who is exchanging services with you ignores your emails.
Her: “I have sent three follow-ups with no reply! Am I doing something wrong?”
Him: “Nah, you’re just getting that classic business ghosting going on, sis.”
by Oh you know4044 August 18, 2019
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busy buster

A person that gets off when telling everyone how busy they are.
Jacob Clarke is a real Busy buster when he talks to his busy friends.
by Hot Cheese July 27, 2017
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Business is time

Crazy person for the original saying "Time is money"

Unsure how this confusion started, but most likely from, again, half listening to people when they talk, explain something to you or try and teach you new words/sayings/procedures.
**Whilst on telephone**

Flynmon: "Hurry up, I'm waiting, business is time."
Person 2: " I beg your pardon. What do you mean?"
Flynmon: "You know. I'm in a hurry and we're wasting time - Business is time"
Person 2: "WTF, haha, sure" **Hangs up on**
by BrowneSugarLover November 27, 2010
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Business Buffalo

The Great North American Business Buffalo are quite like American Buffalo. They are a rare breed of hardy, hairy, sturdy creatures, that both inspire fear and awe into the the North American trucker. The Great North American Business Buffalo are akin to the common North American hooker (see North American hooker for definition), but unlike their cousins, The Great North American Business Buffalo is a male prostitute of the gay persuasion. The Great North American Business Buffalo or "Negotium Bubalus" is primarily a lone creature, especially when hunting its prey. The common variants of sustenance one relies on consist of cash tips, and other tips of the penile variety. Whilst being previously endangered, The Great North American Business Buffalo has seen great resurgence to the delight of many a cross country truck driver. The Great North American Business Buffalo can be found in most truck stops along major arteries of the North American highways. Please use caution when approaching a Great North American Business Buffalo out in the wild as they will charge you extra for using teeth.
"Are you trying to look at my dick, or just hassle me like The Great North American Business Buffalo?"
"And in the distance I heard it.... the coming of the storm... the cry of thunder? NAY! a great clapping of cheeks! and so it was known the business buffalo were soon to be upon us - Cicero 43B.C."
"Damn bro you acting like you're hot, but that face is meant only for business buffalo"
by Business Buffalo May 23, 2021
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business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.
I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations
by fritz131 June 6, 2014
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Business daddy

A way to describe a parent company
I heard Last Week Tonight with John Oliver no longer has AT&T as a business daddy
by John 0liver April 19, 2022
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