Dudes over 20 that goon to glitterfied horse sex, collect mlp figures and most often are pedos (plus points if they live with their parents or own a fursuit.)
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John: I know, he invited me to his house and his "house" was his moms basement that smelled like sweat, plastic and crusty socks
John: I know, he invited me to his house and his "house" was his moms basement that smelled like sweat, plastic and crusty socks
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Brontenic (from Brontë, but also sounds elemental—like tectonic)
adjective: describing a love or selfhood that is literary, haunted, nonbinary, and drawn to masculinity
identity: a nonbinary person (esp. AFAB) who feels emotionally aligned with queer masculinity and loves it in others
🩶 Tagline:
“I was never a boy, but I learned to love like one.”
🕯 Poetic definition:
Brontenic hearts do not bloom, they burn slowly—beneath coats, behind eyes, in letters never mailed. They kiss like novels ending in ellipses, and keep the names of lovers like secrets scrawled in margins. Masculinity calls to them not because it is loud—but because it is wounded, and they understand wounds.
adjective: describing a love or selfhood that is literary, haunted, nonbinary, and drawn to masculinity
identity: a nonbinary person (esp. AFAB) who feels emotionally aligned with queer masculinity and loves it in others
🩶 Tagline:
“I was never a boy, but I learned to love like one.”
🕯 Poetic definition:
Brontenic hearts do not bloom, they burn slowly—beneath coats, behind eyes, in letters never mailed. They kiss like novels ending in ellipses, and keep the names of lovers like secrets scrawled in margins. Masculinity calls to them not because it is loud—but because it is wounded, and they understand wounds.
Brontenic hearts do not bloom, they burn slowly—beneath coats, behind eyes, in letters never mailed. They kiss like novels ending in ellipses, and keep the names of lovers like secrets scrawled in margins.
by EzraDean July 18, 2025
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Gwendolyn: Alas! I cried for years because of that
Marigold: I am so truly brontosorry…
Gwendolyn: Alas! I cried for years because of that
Marigold: I am so truly brontosorry…
by Love-fi December 3, 2025
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She said she wanted to play rough last night, so we played The Land Before Time, & I made her be the dirty Brontosaurus.
by Bring an umbrella January 9, 2016
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