british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020

british chainsaw

the british chainsaw is where you eat a girl out so good she squirts blood becuase your teeth are fucked up. becuase your british.

girl, im gonna british chainsaw you.

by meezu June 3, 2021

British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.

John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...

by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022

British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.

Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.

by Travair January 13, 2022

British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you

Bruh youre such a british Benjamin

by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020

British Pound

The British Pound is a maneuver at the end of sex when the male nuts and then proceeds to throw tea bags on the woman. Then he pisses on the tea bags. And there you have a British pound.

Charly was not happy when I gave her a British pound.

by Leg3ndAssass1n October 17, 2020

British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018